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Title: Episode #0672
Post by: Jackie on September 13, 2006, 08:10:07 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: BuzzH on September 13, 2006, 02:55:03 PM
B: Be verwy, verwy qwiet!  I'm hunting wabbits!
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: CallieWL on September 16, 2006, 10:59:06 PM
There was just something about carrying a rifle in the woods at night that always made Barnabas break into song:  ./` There, out in the darkness, a fugitive running, fallen from Grace, fallen from....  ./`
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: MagnusTrask on September 18, 2006, 04:58:51 AM
"Good Lord... Godzilla, at Collinwood?!    My gun will be useless!    Our only hope is... for someone to throw the Holy Rolodex of Plagiarism into the ABC dumpster!"
Mean maybe, but fun mean... I actually avoided a somewhat meaner punchline...
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: Midnite on September 18, 2006, 05:01:24 AM
Quote from: MagnusTrask on September 18, 2006, 04:58:51 AM
"Good Lord... Godzilla, at Collinwood?!    My gun will be useless!    Our only hope is... for someone to throw the Holy Rolodex of Plagiarism into the ABC dumpster!"

Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: Lydia on September 25, 2006, 10:53:39 PM
Frid:  Come on out, you lily-livered flies!  It's time for a showdown in the Collinwood Corral!
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: CastleBee on September 26, 2006, 12:11:08 PM
Barnabas: Uh, but, Sheriff Patterson what do you mean I need a permit?  Besides this isn't even real it's a trick gun - just wait a second and watch how the barrel flies off when I pull the trigger.
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: CyrusL on September 26, 2006, 02:09:11 PM
Much to Barnabas's surprise, when confronted by the shotgun, the Werewolf instead begins to dance the Jerk.
(Yeah, baby.) ( We're gonna dig potatoes, we're gonna pick tomatoes! Yeah, yeah") [band] [gramophone] [9126]
Title: Re: Episode #0672
Post by: Brandon Collins on September 26, 2006, 03:33:41 PM
"Screw this gun, I'm just going to jump!"