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Episode #1058
« on: July 16, 2006, 04:30:28 AM »
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2006, 01:21:59 AM »
M: You see, I have this dream Barnabas, to start my own publishing company.  Quentin laughs at me of course!
B: The fiend!
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 02:52:30 AM »
Maggie hoped that her nervousness didn't show, but Barnabas knew, as soon as he came close enough.
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2006, 04:54:21 AM »
ME:  "That... wasn't me!  I swear!"
BC: "The lying is the most hurtful part!    Wait... that was me, sorry.   O wondrous splendors of joining the world of the living!    I never dreamed I would ever fart again!"
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2006, 08:36:17 PM »
Barnabas: GOOSE!
There's not a man on my ottoman, there hasn't been one in weeks.
There's not a man on my ottoman, he's gone off to fight the Greeks.

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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 10:22:58 PM »
Maggie: It's ture Barnabas, I would love to tell this family they can take all their money and influence and "Bleep!...bleep!...bleepity bleep bleep bleep!" and the boat they came here on!

Barnabas: Maggie! and you kiss your Daddy with that mouth!
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2006, 12:29:21 AM »
M: Penny for my thoughts?  Um, well, I was...um...<couch>...dreaming of a life w/the most...um...wonderful man from England.  Yeah, that's the ticket.

B: Well, how very flattering my dear, and I must say that I....hey....wait a minute!   >:(
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2006, 06:07:48 AM »
It was agreed that Maggie's admission that she likes Michael Bolton was never to be discussed again.
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2006, 05:15:02 AM »
MAGGIE: I think my husband is innocent, do you agree?
BARNABAS: Yes.
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2006, 03:19:40 PM »
Like many DS actors, KLS and Jonathan Frid were moonlighting on Broadway in the test run of "Grease" during the 1970 season. Frid "It's electrifyin'..." KLS "You better shape uuuup..."  [band] [gramophone]
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2007, 09:05:47 AM »
MC   What do you mean, I'll be killed by your dead wife !

BC    thinking,  another slip from regular time.
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2007, 03:23:08 PM »
Maggie: While I was away in New York I took assertiveness classes. Quentin thinks I'm still the meek and spineless Maggie, but boy is he in for a surprise! NO ONE MESSES WITH MAGGIE ANYMORE!!!

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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2007, 06:05:18 PM »
Barnabas was shocked and somewhat repulsed to notice that Maggie had a considerable dandruff problem.

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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2012, 05:00:20 AM »
Maggie: "You're probably going to think I'm crazy but I've always dreamed about meeting a man who would give me a music box, dress me in old clothes and throw me in a casket when I misbehave."
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Re: Episode #1058
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2018, 04:56:18 AM »
Maggie: "Why do I stay with Quentin? It's quite simple, Barnabas. He can be insufferable at times and really act like a pig but he certainly is not cheap."
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