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Episode #0086
« on: October 24, 2005, 11:40:55 PM »
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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2005, 04:19:48 AM »
David:  "...and then I heard Aunt Liz say something about getting you to stop drinking so much, Father, and that's when she came in here and put the Jujyfruits in the brandy."

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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2005, 02:44:32 PM »
D:  Aunt Elizabeth is angy at me because I beat her at Go Fish 12 times.  Can I help it if I'm a card shark?
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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2005, 08:49:05 PM »
RC:  "I'm training David to copy everything I do, to prepare for the day when he takes over Collinwood.  Now, Liz, about Jason McGuire..."

David:  "Now, Liz, about Jason McGuire..."
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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2005, 03:34:13 AM »
David: its all right Aunt Elizabeth, Father taught me everything there is to know about drinking games.
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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 08:59:59 PM »
David: I'm sorry you're so tired of hearing me practice my number for the talent contest, Aunt Elizabeth but if I'm going to win I have to practice! "I wanna dance with you...."

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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 09:02:27 PM »
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I guess David found that old trunk long before Carolyn did in 1970.  ;)

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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 04:19:26 AM »
David: It's all right Aunt Elizabeth, I think you OK, even if you did, as father says....  get dressed in the dark
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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 05:58:46 AM »
David: You guys keep telling me there's no such things as ghosts, yet you always seem to be holding seances....why?

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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 04:37:57 PM »
Liz (voice over):  Another imbecile.  Grandmother warned me that the male gene pool was dwindeling in this family...it's no wonder, just look at my brother, Roger.  Now there's an argument for banning imbeciles in public!

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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 09:43:26 PM »
David: "If children shouldn't play with dead things, then what should I play with?"
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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2013, 02:58:42 PM »
Good news Aunt Elizabeth.... Vicky gave me an A in spelling but I failed geography because Gonorrhea isn't a country in Africa.

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Re: Episode #0086
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2024, 08:01:55 PM »
LOL patrickm  [easter_smiley]

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