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Messages - McTrooper

2671
Super Mayonnaise-e-um that can power two warships with just 1 gallon or one used Cadillac for a summer’s day

the Mayonnaise Defense Initiative

2672
he would be more strict about enforcing the white after labor day laws down to even examining underwear

2673
had a half fat, soy decaf, hotdog water latte with a splash of gin shaken then stirred

2674
a dinner theater for lonely turtles.

2675
Sheriff Patterson:  "Mrs. Stoddard, I would love to comply with almost any request you might make, but I simply cannot arrest _ Farmer Joe __ because _ blew you kisses after delivery chicken eggs _!! The law won't allow it."

2676
plans for world peace

ED treatments

the soaring cost of living

Stone Age contraception devices


2678
roll out the red carpet for the Keebler Elves coming to visit

2679
he should go into business selling toupées for children.

2682
With the door secured _____ could get back to _______

2683
Patterson showed up dressed as a donut

2684
she can’t be taught to sing other songs

2685
Barnabas found out the hard way that Julia had ______