Bob didn’t like asking for a tip so he had his sock puppet ask for him.

He might be able to afford forged immigration papers and a hacker to make the computer records match. 

But he’d have to figure a way to “loose” the rest of his money fast so he wouldn’t get badgered by opportunists and media attention.
Maybe he could “loose” money it to a shell corporation or a fictional person that he settled a lawsuit out of court with.  That way he can secretly control the money for his needs without being a target. 

I can imagine him investing in the Cannery too almost as a way of paying back the hospitality he’s been given.

Lol not sure this picture needs a caption to be funny, but  . . .

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Liz was surprised by David’s homemade bug costume and the tighty whities used for the bug eyes was horrifying and hilarious at the same time.

Rodent of unusually small size

go batty

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give bloody hickey to girls named Vicki

Maggie:  Mrs. Stoddard I’m selling Cookie Flavored Popcorn Balls for the Underpaid Waitresses of America.  Can I put you down for two cases? 

Bob The Bartender:  Sex on the Beach?

Carolyn:  No thanks it’s too cold outside.

Matthew:  I wish Rodger wouldn’t put the fire out that way.  It smells like a gas station restroom in here.