Barn & Ang--Together in the Hut

[ROBINV]

CLC wrote:

Angelique:  The memory of a night in Martinique has never left my mind.

Barnabas:  Oh puleeeze!  One lousy roll in the hay, and I've got you all over my back forever!

Angelique (ignoring him):  You came to me that night and I was full of love for you.  How else could I have given you so much of myself?

("Damned if I know," Barnabas mutters under his breath).

Angelique:  And I knew then, that no power in the universe could prevent us from one day keeping the pledge we made that night.

Barnabas:  Yeah - right.  I got yer pledge!  Right HERE!  (He grabs himself)

LMAOPIMP!  Oh, girl, you do know how to "tweak" lines on DARK SHADOWS!  Wheeeeee!  I bet everything you said is what he was thinking, too, word for word!  

I wonder if Ang has been "having her way" with Barnabas , off-camera, while biting him?  If I were her, I sure would!

Thanks for the early morning laugh--coffee nearly spewed from my nostrils!

Love, Robin

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Dear Kuanyin,

Your point about the vampires' unerring aim in hitting/biting the same target is well taken.  However, I think that we have to remember that as batlike creatures, vampires do have an inherent radarlike sense which assists them in always hitting/biting what they're aiming for.

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, vespertilian enthusiast

[VAM]

Dear Kuanyin,


Bob the Bartender, vespertilian enthusiast

How did you acquire an interest?

[Luciaphile]

Robin wrote:

I know some folks believe theirs was a one-night stand, but I always felt it had to be of longer duration, given her obsession with him.  

Have you ever seen Fatal Attraction?   Obsessed people don't follow the laws of reason.  Hell, look at all the stalkers who insist that there's a connection between them and their object of desire.  

Luciaphil

[Raineypark]

See how much has changed in 35 years?!!!  

Back then,  Angelique was fascinating and romantic in her single-minded pursuit of Barnabas.

Today, she's just another demented stalker. She'd get her 15 minutes of fame, an interview with Katie Couric, and be the subject of a food-fight between Bill O'Reilly and a member of the Wiccan community,  before disappearing from view.

Raineypark

[Lindsey]

Robin, I'm with you-I absolutely loved that scene on Friday! I have never seen any of these episodes (where Angelique attacks Barnabas) before. Both Frid and Parker do an AMAZING job here. That scene is going down as one of my favorites.

-Lindsey

I love this show!  

[jennifer]

Have you ever seen Fatal Attraction?   Obsessed people don't follow the laws of reason.  Hell, look at all the stalkers who insist that there's a connection between them and their object of desire.

you 're right Luciaphil I was thinking about that movie too! wasn't that a one night stand?
That woman was scary between the rabbit stew and the roller coaster ride!

jennifer

[Dr. Eric Lang]

See how much has changed in 35 years?!!!  

Back then,  Angelique was fascinating and romantic in her single-minded pursuit of Barnabas.

Today, she's just another demented stalker. She'd get her 15 minutes of fame, an interview with Katie Couric, and be the subject of a food-fight between Bill O'Reilly and a member of the Wiccan community,  before disappearing from view.

Oh, Angelique would NEVER merit an appearance with Katie Couric. More like Jerry Springer.

TODAY! On the Jerry Springer Show! "I'm a witch and I'm stalking a vampire!" Our special guests are Angelique Bouchant, Barnabas Collins and Dr. Julia Hoffman.

(Catfight between Angelique and Julia ensues.)

(Bodyguards step in to pull them apart.)

AUDIENCE: JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!