Episode #0772

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Charity: There's no need to be embarrassed that I caught you, Tim. Mama has told me about the ways of men. I understand that men have needs and sometimes they have to take care of those needs themselves.

[Sandor]

TIM: Quick, Charity, take that unsightly afghan and burn it!! I can't stand to look at it another second.

[BuzzH]

T: Oh why must you HUMILIATE me like this Charity?!
C: Now Tim, you shouldn't be embarrassed that I brought in this example of what 'length' I desire?  

[Lydia]

Ever sensitive to the desires of the viewers, the Dark Shadows writers created a subplot about The Pen's quill ancestor for the 1897 storyline.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

the Dark Shadows writers created a subplot about The Pen's quill ancestor for the 1897 storyline.

Ah ha! So, that's why the quill is featured so prominently in the shot - it was a tribute to THE PEN!! How foolish of me not to have realized that. 

I might have to start watching DS all over again now just to spot other such quill/pen shots that were undoubtedly tributes as well. 

[McTrooper]

Charity never liked it when Great Grandma tried to tick her; it was a little embarrassing.

[MagnusTrask]

CT: "And now the Great Carnac will attempt to devine the answer before looking at the question... this envelope was kept on Funk and Wagnall's front porch since--"
TS: "I've seen this bit a thousand times!"

[BuzzH]

Ever sensitive to the desires of the viewers, the Dark Shadows writers created a subplot about The Pen's quill ancestor for the 1897 storyline.

ROTFLMAOPIMP!  Good one!