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Offline Misty

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Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« on: September 06, 2002, 04:52:47 AM »
I've seen some very funny t-shirts lately and it suddenly occurred to me how utterly hilarious it would be to have the DS characters appear in their very own tees. They might go something like this:

BARNABAS        "Yes, it IS always about me."

Jeff Clark          BORN TO ANNOY  

ROGER               "Save time. See it my way."

JULIA                "CHAOS: It's not just a theory, it's my
                             life."

STOKES             "Prepare to bow before my invincible
                            irony and sarcasm,"

HARRY                 NEEDS SUPERVISION

CAROLYN            "It's a girl's world and guys just live
                            in it."

VICKI                  "By the time I figured it out, I was too
                            old to remember."

EVE                      "I hear voices and they don't like
                              you."


Any other suggestions??     Misty
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2002, 05:55:21 AM »
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HARRY                 NEEDS SUPERVISION

I think a better one for him would be,

SEXIEST MAN EVER!
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2002, 06:35:43 AM »
Those were terribly funny. . ..but i think Roger would also sport a tee that said. . ."whiskey, cognac or sherry?  Who cares, serve it up now!"
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2002, 06:37:17 AM »
Barnabas-"Have You Donated Blood Today?"
 Carolyn-"As If...!"
BTB--"Have You Hugged Your Local Bartender?"
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2002, 06:41:26 AM »
Mrs. Johnson:  "Yes, I am crabby.  Do you have soemthing to say?"

Elizabeth:  "When will I truely be in control?"
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2002, 06:53:17 AM »
Those are very funny.
I thought of a couple .

Mrs. Johnson- -
Martha Stewart has nothing on me.

Adam--
Fire Bad!

Roger--
Friends don't let friends drive drunk
and if they do...........
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2002, 10:26:03 AM »
DAVID: My mom was a Phoenix who tried to kill me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

JULIA: I just wanna be loved! Is that so wrong?

LIZ: Matriarchs do it in the drawing room!

VICKI: I don't understand. You got a frickin' problem with that?!

PROFESSOR STOKES: Ah, the power of cheese...

CHRIS JENNINGS: Werewolves do it under a full moon!

ADAM: Willie bad!

JOE HASKELL: I want to believe!

ROGER: Burke Devlin is dead and I'm not feeling that good myself...

WILLIE: Grave robbers do it with a shovel!

BARNABAS: Vampires suck!
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2002, 11:22:28 AM »
Those were funny Misty!

I've thought of some more,

Mrs.Johnson-Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off! [kaiokn]
Jeff Clark- I've got one nerve left, and you're on it[argue]

Adam- A face only a mother could love.

Betsy Durkin Vicki- I is a college student.

Carolyn- So many men, so little time.

Barnabas - (wearing this just for Angelique) What part of NO do you understand![scrm]

Nickolas Blair- The devil made me do it! [evilb]

Angelique-My other car is a broom. [evilg]

Liz- Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most!
Diabolis-Come right in, make yourself at home![kaiokn]
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2002, 11:34:35 AM »
Bob Rooney:  "NOT BOB"

Eve standing next to Adam:  "I'M WITH STUPID"
(arrow pointing at Adam)
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2002, 02:33:14 PM »
For Vicki I woould change her's a little to read  "By the time I figured it out, I had been replaced."
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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2002, 02:33:44 PM »
lmao is very early in the morning!  Someone could make some bucks at the next fest.  


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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2002, 03:09:28 PM »
What a way to start off the day!

Willie..... "You Wanna Sample of My B-B-B-blood"?????

Barnabas....' Aged to Perfection!'
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2002, 03:19:08 PM »
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lmao is very early in the morning!  Someone could make some bucks at the next fest.

Shhhhh!!!!  Bobubas might hear you.

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Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2002, 03:31:37 PM »
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Shhhhh!!!!  Bobubas might hear you.

:-X

ROTFLMAO. I'd love to see some of the actors sporting t-shirts bearing a few of these wonderful catch phrases.  I think John Karlen & Chris Pennock would oblige us in this endeavor.  A couple years back Karlen was walking around a festival wearing a t-shirt that was given to him by a fan. Anyone remember what it read? :-)
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2002, 03:57:03 PM »
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I think John Karlen & Chris Pennock would oblige us in this endeavor.

I bet they would!

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A couple years back Karlen was walking around a festival wearing a t-shirt that was given to him by a fan. Anyone remember what it read? :-)

What did it say??

Well, you've got a whole year to come up with some good ideas.  Tell ya what -- come up with a great Quentin T-shirt, and if you can manage to get Selby to wear it, I'll buy one.   LOL

-CLC  ;)
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