Thank you, thank you.
Being fifty isn't so bad, except that I feel like sixty.
Anyway, this being a happy day for one and all, I only insulted two people today.
I love you all, and if you haven't had the time to shop, you may send money.
Now I must get back to my Whale's Tail Pale Ale. It's brewed in Nantucket. That's an island. Good ol New England ::burp!::