Todays Emmy Nominations ....

[RingoCollins]

for Collinsport Cable Access....

Best 'Come-Hither' Look:
--- Nick to Maggie
--- Tom to Julia
--- Angie to Joe
--- Quentin to Anne [special mention]

AWOL award:
--- Liz
--- Roger
--- David [thank you, writers]
--- The Blue Whale

Best Set in a Supporting Role:
--- Adam's Spiderwebbed room
--- Adam's Root Cellar
--- Julia's La-bong-atory
--- Nick's Coffin room

Most Appropriate Commercials:
--- Woolite Dark
--- Craftmatic 'If you wake up with neck pain'
--- Taco Bell 'This cat is pure evil'
--- Vagisil 'So we can talk all night long'

Best episode of a continuing drama:
--- Law and Order: 'Tony and Maggie'
--- Everybody Loathes Jeff:  '16 Strokes'
--- CSI: Collinwood Slatterns Intraveinously '3's company'
--- The West Wing: 'The Q Man Cometh'

Best use of a teleprompter:
-------- We're running a little short on time.....