"When he received an urgent request from Maggie that she and Vicki 'really needed' him, Joe hoped one of his greatest fantasies was about to come true - but he was sorely disappointed to learn upon arrival that they only wanted him to..."
"kill a BIG ICKY spider in the bathroom!"
"kill that annoying squeaking bat outside the window."
"run to the store to buy tampons."
"tell them which one looks fatter."
"tell them if he likes their new hairstyles or not...he DOES realise they're new, doesn't he?.."
"carry Sam, who is passed-out on the front yard, inside the house."
"act as a human sacrifice to the Goddess of Satis."
"drive over to the Old House, & bring Barnabas over for their weekly slumber party."
