Julia: David this is the strongest placebo I’m legally allowed to give without a second opinion from a doctor or nurse practitioner. I’m required to warn you that side effects may include, but not be limited to chronic flatulence lasting for more than a month, disco ball light nightmares and attraction to spooky paintings depending on the month and stages of the moon.
David: Okay, okay, I’ll do my math homework! Can I borrow the projector from your medical bag Julia?
