A ghost looking for gold doubloons and pieces of eight but they all belong to Applegate
Where do you pull these things out of?! It's just amazing how so many reference are stored in that head of yours. Your brain must be jam-packed with fountains of info!!
...almost always seems to refer to the actors who appeared in the Depp/DS film as the "Dark Shadows actor" or the "Dark Shadows actress", like they've never done any other films. Not that that's a bad thing from our POV. I suppose someone on staff is a really big fan of the film.
Complete the phrase: Barnabas - "Julia, how could you have been so foolish as to let Maggie answer the vampire's summons?! Don't you realize that at this very minute Maggie and the vampire could be...?!"