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Episode #0530
« on: July 09, 2006, 02:49:18 AM »
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2006, 02:52:01 AM »
Vicki (sobbing): Oh, Barnabas - I realize now that I've made a terrible mistake. All Jeff cares about is having perfect hair! Please, oh, please say it isn't too late for me to dump that vain clod and to run away from Collinsport with you...
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2006, 03:25:13 PM »
"Oh, Barnabas, I do realize that Jeff is such a preening narcissist.  But, he does have such beautiful, flowing hair, while you look like Ed Grimley, with that unbelievably ugly-arsed, "slicked-down" look of yours!" [shockeyes] [silly]
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2006, 03:27:33 PM »
B: Vickie, what do you mean there's no Santa Claus?  That can't be true!
V: (sobbing) It is!  Mrs. Stoddard just told me!  Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 11:15:55 PM »
vicki:"oh barnabas what am i going to do?!?i just got the new issue of 'vogue' and the news from paris is that sleeveless is dead!dead!dead!"

barnabas:"my poor vicki...perhaps you can borrow something from cassandra."
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2006, 05:42:46 AM »
Vicky:  ....so I said, "Please, sir, can I have some more?"   And that's when they threw me out of the orphanage.  And as I stood there on the street, I vowed:  "As God is my witness, I will never be hungry again!"

Barnabas:  Can I offer you some claret cup, Vicky?
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2006, 04:16:27 AM »
Vickie: Oh Barnabas, I just found out, I'm a Collins!

Barnabas: Does this mean the Wedding is off?
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2006, 12:10:45 AM »
Vickie: Oh Barnabas it's awful Snidley Whiplash has tied Nell to the train tracks and Dudley is trapped inside a burning building.

Barnabas:  Relax a Canadian Mounties always get there man.
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Re: Episode #0530
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 03:25:27 AM »
AM: "But I wanted to be on The Edge of Night!!"
Dan Curtis, offscreen, audibly: "Keep rolling!!!"
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