DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Leviathans => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 28, 2006, 01:02:06 AM
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[angry1]
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JEB: Don't you hide something from me, I'm gonna get you sucka!
BARNABAS: That will never happen Jeb Hawks.
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Jeb: You do know that I'm the bad guy don't you?... and that pouting won't get you anywhere with me. You do realize that right?
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J: Barnabas, I *know* you ate my salt water taffy! You may as well just admit it!
B: Mphrr.....
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Jeb: "Hey, man. The wet head is dead!"
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Jeb: Your tag is showing. And the tag says not to use washboards for cleaning it.
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"No offense, Barnabas, but while I look uber-hip like David Cassidy in 'The Partridge Family,' in that drab, blue suit, you look like Robert Young in 'Father Knows Best.'"
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Jeb spotted the "Kick Me" sign that David had placed on Barnabas' back.
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Jeb: That's quite a cowlick you got there, Barnabas.
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Jeb: "Now, I know I made you a vampire again, but that's no reason to be down in the dumps, nosiree! Let me see you turn that frown upside down!! Do I see those corners of your mouth turning up into a nice, broad toothy smile? I think I do!"
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Barnabas: You make me sick, you cheap insufferable pig!
Jeb: Hey that's Roger's line! I can tolerate it from him, but I won't take it from you! Learn your place you cheap insufferable underling!
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Jeb, Hey Barnabas when are you going to get tired of the spikey bangs. ???
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Jeb: I don't believe it! You've got pointy bangs on the back of your head, too!
Barnabas: The barber had left his glasses at home. He was punished!
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Jeb: You know Barnabas, that ring is too big for anyone's finger.
Barnabas thinking: Finger? I'm thinking about putting it around your neck and pulling it tight!
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It was bad enough turning Barnabas back into a vampire, but then Jeb gloated by singing the "Vamp" song from the Sonny and Cher Show...
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It was bad enough turning Barnabas back into a vampire, but then Jeb gloated by singing the "Vamp" song from the Sonny and Cher Show...
LOL, Falling Down, Gypsy Tramps and Theives
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Jeb: Barnabas, your hairy mole is moving.
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Barnabas wins Jeb's friendship with his cruel, but hilarious, impersonation of Julia.
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Barnabas: "Gloat all you want. Just remember, I'm the star of this series."