Tom Jennings: No Frills Vampire

[VAM]

I'm sure you'll agree with me that young Tom made a very good, first choice in victims when he selected Dr. Julia Hoffman.  As a psychiatrist with her own clinic, the good doctor is obviously well off financially.

Bob,

 I hate to be the one to tell you this but I think he had something different in mind...

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Dear VAM,

And exactly what, pray tell, was "that"?

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, who only looks at the world through the proverbial "rose-colored" glasses.

[Dr. Eric Lang]

If Mrs. Stoddard could keep that lyrically larcenous Irishman, Jason McGuire, dressed in fine threads, she can certainly keep a fine, young lad like Tom Jennings dressed to the "nines."  (Tom Jennings could be Liz's "boy-toy.")

Ooo - I love it!

Now, will that be either Coors or Rolling Rock in your tankard of ale?

Coors? You tellin' me the Blue Whale has Coors?? I thought you only served Rot Gut in this place! I'll take a Bud on tap.

[Julia99]

Tom Jennings is a generic vampire.

Barnabas is Brand Name.

Like Barnabas is Orbach's and Jennings is Wal-Mart

I think folks here are mistaken about the runway fashions availabe from Orbach's. . I do believe it would be comparable to today's Ross. . . I like the "hunky, hot Tom look" with an open shirt. . .easier access to skin for Julia too ..

[Perankh]

While Barnabas and Angelique both have finely carved caskets, old Tom has a casket (which, you will soon see) that looks as if he picked it up on sale at the local Home Depot.

I was wondering the same thing today.  His casket was ghetto.

[ROBINV]

I'm laughing too hard to make a coherent reply to this entry.  Blast you, Bob the bartender, I think I coughed up a lung!

I always assumed the poor, humble Tom went to Coffins R Us, the store which does a booming business in Collinsport, but had to choose a lower-end model because, well, he just didn't have the bread!

I love lunatics, and there are so many talented, funny ones on this board!

Love, Robin

[VAM]

Dear VAM,

And exactly what, pray tell, was "that"?

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, who only looks at the world through the proverbial "rose-colored" glasses.

He wanted her blood (did not matter if it was blue) and if the show was something other than DS he also would of had...

[Julia99]

He wanted her blood (did not matter if it was blue) and if the show was something other than DS he also would of had...

VAM, What . . what else?? hahaha. . . i think it just happened off-screen. . . hahaha

[Blue_Whale_Barfly]

He should talk to Adam and find out where he got his sportcoat.  Oh yea, Orbachs.