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Offline BuzzH

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Dumbest lines ever?
« on: December 15, 2005, 06:37:47 PM »
Okay fellow Shadowphiles, let's have some fun.  What do YOU think was the dumbest line ever on DS?  Remember, because of SPOILER potential, type w/in those spoiler codes.  ;)

What do *I* consider the dumbest line ever?

From 1841 PT:
[spoiler]Bramwell: (to Catherine after Daphne's death when she agrees to meet him at the gazebo, their favorite trysting spot) Even in mourning you're the picture of lovliness![/spoiler]
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Dumbest lines ever?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2005, 09:50:25 PM »
In Ep. 437, Vicki tells the whole court:"Even Lieutenant Forbes had a counterpart!", while shaking her head at Nathan.
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Re: Dumbest lines ever?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2005, 03:29:30 AM »
Okay fellow Shadowphiles, let's have some fun.  What do YOU think was the dumbest line ever on DS?  Remember, because of SPOILER potential, type w/in those spoiler codes.  ;)

What do *I* consider the dumbest line ever?

Blue Whale. Jason attempts to talk Buzz out of marrying Carolyn and asks if he may sit down.
Buzz: If you feel it, sit it.
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Dumbest lines ever?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2005, 07:49:23 AM »
Buzz was deep.
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Re: Dumbest lines ever?
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 07:15:37 PM »
[spoiler]Vicki admitting on the witness stand at her trial she took part in a seance, contacting the dead! No matter how much Trask grilled me, I would never have told some 18th-century judges and a religious fanatic persecuting me at my trial that I tried to get in touch with a ghost! Also the 1840 Quentin's threatening Charles Dawson at his trial was equally dumb and pretty much sealed his fate IMO.[/spoiler]