"ordered the hit on me?"
"found out about my secret corn fetish?"
"hired the 10 man orchestra in our drawing room?"
"filled the bathtub with turtles?"
"could have made all those 976 phonecalls?"
"decorated all my shoes in glitter?"
"crashed the carriage into the dining room & thought they could disguise it by moving a plant infont of it?"
**300th Post!**