Collinsport Top Ten

[Brandon Collins]

Thought it might be fun to make some good ol' top ten lists. Try yer hand.

Top Ten Reasons To Become A Governness At Collinwood

10. You'll get to attempt to find your roots before your curosity is abruptly taken.
9. Time traveling is a perk.
8. You can ride the "Hang Me As A Witch" ride at the Collinsport Gallows.
7. It'll be the perfect chance to kill your sisters adulterous boyfriend.
6. A trip down horrified lane with terrorist children.
5. It'll provide an escape (for a while) from the molesting school teacher from your past.
4. You'll make tons of cash by copyrighting the phrase "I don't understand."
3. Free time with a blow up doll. Juggins, Mr. Juggins.
2. If the going get's tough, you'll be killed for no reason at the whim of the writers.

And the number one reason to become a governess at Collinwood is.....

1. You'll be the hot new date of that mystery man down the lane.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

OMG, you're in rare form today, Brandon! 

[Gerard]

Don't forget another perk:  if you're sick and tired of who you are, with a change of clothing and a quick restyling of your hair, you can become somebody completely different and no one will recognize you!

Gerard

[Lydia]

Not my best effort, but here goes, anyway:

Top Ten Reasons To Haunt Collinwood

10. The residents know NOTHING!
9. The local exorcists are utterly incompetent, and won't give you any trouble.
8. The house is huge, with room for ghosts of all varieties.
7. Or, if you prefer fresh air, try Widows Hill - an ever-popular outdoor venue!
6. Collinwood is famous for its storms, but you'll never have to worry about getting your sheets wet.
5. You have your choice of environments: black and white for a classically spooky atmosphere, or color for psychedelic sensations.
4. If your want to hone your haunting skills, you'll find dozens of other ghosts available to help you.
3. The parties in the West Wing are legendary, and the annual Monster Mash competition always draws some snappy dancers.
2. If you're looking to pick up some extra cash, you'll find good employment opportunities working for local demons.

And the number one reason to haunt Collinwood is.....

1. Collinwood is on TV!  You could be a star!

[retzev]

Top Ten Reasons To Haunt Collinwood

5. You have your choice of environments: black and white for a classically spooky atmosphere, or color for psychedelic sensations.

 

[loril54]

4. If your want to hone your haunting skills, you'll find dozens of other ghosts available to help you.
2. If you're looking to pick up some extra cash, you'll find good employment opportunities working for local demons.
And the number one reason to haunt Collinwood is.....
1. Collinwood is on TV!  You could be a star!

This is so good to bad you can't have writen for Lettermen when a DS star was on.