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Episode #0244
« on: February 03, 2005, 06:04:51 PM »
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2005, 09:23:36 PM »
Elizabeth thinking to herself: Maybe I should just have David remove the bleeder valve from Jason's car and then send the old blackmailer on an "errand".  That would solve all my problems...

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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2005, 05:45:23 AM »
"Oh, Dennis!  You and your limericks!"
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2005, 07:21:54 AM »
[Dennis makes a face away from the camera]

Joan thinks:  what a fool sticking his tongue out and touching his nose.
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 08:52:28 PM »
Joan: Twinkle, twinkle, little star.  What a horses ass you are!
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2005, 02:53:52 AM »
Elizabeth: That's funny I never took you for a Pepsi drinker.
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2005, 05:31:15 AM »
Dennis:  You know Liz -  may I call you Liz - you have a beautiful brain.  It's so wrinkly and ripe with knowledge.

Liz:  I've heard of bad pick up lines, but . .
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2005, 05:42:20 AM »
"Alright, Liz, tell me exactly why the Arabs have oil fields and the Irish have potato fields?"

"Because, my dear Jason, the Irish had first  pick!" >:D (FYI, that's an old John "Basil Fawlty" Cleese joke.)
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 09:14:08 AM »
Quote from: McTrooper on November 23, 2005, 05:31:15 AM
Dennis:  You know Liz -  may I call you Liz - you have a beautiful brain.  It's so wrinkly and ripe with knowledge.   

Liz:  I've heard of bad pick up lines, but . .

McT, that's just nuts....  but in a good way!
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2006, 03:46:48 AM »
Jason:  Liz, you must be joking, and it's not funny.
Elizabeth:  I'm not joking, Jason.  You have a zit on your chin the size of Belfast.  And it is funny.
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 05:13:26 AM »
Jason: Elizabeth, I never buried Paul in the basement room, in fact you never killed Paul , I made it all up....damn,
         what the hell am I saying?

Elizabeth (thinking with a big smile on her face): I knew that truth serum I put in his sherry would do the trick!
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2006, 05:20:57 AM »
Kill 'em with kindness......Or just stretch your face into an abhorrently eerie Clown-smile.
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 05:12:30 PM »
Liz laughing:  Conjugal rights?  You've got to be kidding!
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2006, 02:25:19 PM »
Liz: Nice try but, WRONG.  Now THIS is a proper disingenuous Hollywood smile - you have to do it without causing your brow and eyes to crinkle.
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2006, 06:31:04 PM »
ECS: "Your entire proposal is most interesting, Jason, but I never make any decision without consulting the autobiogaphy of my ancestor Judith Collins!   I've been up all night reading it!"
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