Dom and John,
You both have me bustin' up laughing! Now Dom, you know you're not supposed to let people KNOW my terrible secret. I sleep with the key to Tom's boudoir ...er, I mean crypt ... around my neck at all times.
And it is a vicious LIE that I am the first vampire victim in history to leave hickeys on my be-fanged honeypie.
Dom, I'll be the next Vicki Winters, as long as YOU will be my Liz. Because you CHOOSE to do so!
Getting all batty,
Gothick