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Messages - McTrooper

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Elisabeth: You know what’s weird?  The year I thought I killed Paul was the last year that the Collinsport Stranger struck.  There hasn’t been a good strangling in 18 years  . . . I mean a strangling. 

1487
Caption This! - 1949 / Re: Episode #0271
« on: November 15, 2022, 12:12:37 AM »
Elisabeth:  I’m the leader of the Collinwood Marching and you’re out of the group Paul!  As severance pay take a coupon for a hamburger at the Blue Whale.

1488
Elisabeth:  I remember as a girl throwing rocks off the cliff.  I got two seagulls on my first try.  Servers them right for stealing my bag of chips and my little kitten Mortimer Higgins the Third!

1489
Setup: 

Barnabas had a difficult time explaining _________ so he decided to ________

1491
David:  Want to look at my crystal ball?

Joe:  No I don’t care to look at other people’s  . . . uhm crystal.

1492
Setup: 

Barnabas was filled with sympathy for Julia when she confessed that _________ (choose your own punctuation adventure ^_^)

1493
Burke:  That one was the urine sample Sheriff.

1494
Sheriff Patterson:  No this isn’t Margaret.  No I’m not naked!  I really don’t know want to know what you’re doing!  What are you talking about egg beater, live chicken, and peach preserves? 

1495
Carolyn:  You and I should double date.  Do you know any single twin guys?

1496
Burke:  See if Main was my hand then Logansport is here. 

Sheriff Patterson:  In that case if I spit on you hand would I cause a flood?  Never mind Burke.  I don’t want to know I’m not into the occult or witchcraft.  I’m surprised you are Burke.

1497
Victoria:  Sam if you’re pouring I’ll take a double Worcestershire Sprite on the rocks and if Mary could make it a little bloody and you’ve got a pickled green bean I wouldn’t complain.

1498
Burke:  Remember when we used to randomly sing together Sam?  Oh how much is that Doggie in the window?

Sam and Burke (In harmony):  I do hope that doggie’s for sale.

1500
Kraft singles

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Pickled eggs

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Ambergris

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tomato aspic

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vampire tea

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Rocky Mountain Oysters