"I am the ghost of Future-Barnabas! My head has swelled to 3 time it's normal size, HELP ME!"
"Just point to where I'll be able to find & possess that Collins brat & I'll be out of your hair, dude."
"No fair, I've eaten a dozen boxes of Barnabas® brand cereal to win an appearance on this show & YOU AREN'T GONNA ruin it for me!"