"After discovering Willie had been attempting to secretly get into Barnabas' stash of ________, Barnabas contemplated a suitable punishment and came up with the perfect one: ________!!"
"secret candid snapshots of Maggie Evans in the shower" "a neutering!"
"skintight leather pants" "no pants for a month!"
"bubble wrap" "a cane to the forehead!"
"extra-strength viagra specialized for VED" "legally changing Willie's name to Drew P. Wiener"