The Great Day is over (though the floaties linger), and the Great Pen Party Cleanup has begun, compared with which the cleaning of the Augean stables was a walk in the park. (If the person who left behind a pair of boxer shorts with "I Got Scrod At The Blue Whale!" on them will PM me his or her address, I'll mail them in a plain brown envelope.) And now, I just have to ask: has anybody recorded the first sighting of the afghan?