A scarf and turtleneck store for victims of Barnabas and any and all other vampires.
A timepiece store with watches that tell you what time it is "now" in other centuries.
"Stake, Hammer, and Beyond".
"Brick and Mortar Emporium... solving Collinsport's interpersonal problems since 1796!"
"Coffins-R-Us... open all night, seven days a week... for when you suddenly develop that need for that new home you've just been dying for, and you can't wait till tomorrow..."