Author Topic: Collinwood in a Porno Movie????? (Read 4330 times)

CrazyJenny · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:21:18 AM »

One year when some friends and I went to Seaview, we found a discarded dvd on the lawn. The person that took it home discovered that it was a porno. I don't think it was the one Seaview is featured in, but its still funny.

Elmont · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:51:40 AM »

I love the cast of Deep Shadows but we're forgetting an important character. How about Linda Lovelace as Abigail Collins.

"Aaaarrrrrroooooo"!!!

Gerard · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:16:44 AM »

Quote from: David on March 18, 2007, 11:51:17 PM

can we see some pics of you in your trunks?

What trunks? There's nothing left of them!

Gerard

David · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:16:01 AM »

RE: Linda Lovelace as Abigail:
and Jamie Gillis as Trask!

David

PS Gerard, then I absolutely want to see pics!
WOOF!

Midnite · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:18:15 AM »

Quote from: David on March 18, 2007, 11:51:17 PM

so Gerard, are you cute?

Yes. Yes, he is.

Gerard · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:21:43 AM »

Aw, shucks - thank you, Midnite! If anyone wants to see, just look through the old archives of my photos from the 2003 Brooklyn DS Fest. Fully clothed, of course.

Gerard

Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:21:44 AM »

Quote from: David on March 18, 2007, 07:03:32 PM

Ron Jeremy as Prof Stokes

Well, there was a time--not long after DS left the air I guess--when the "extraordinary" Mr. Jeremy was thin as a rail, more like a Quentin than a Stokes. Perhaps his, umm, unusual girth in his youth somehow translates into a somewhat portly Stokes--we just don't know where the portly comes from. (Did I really say that? Are we even really talking about this stuff? Well, yes.)

LOL.

Brian

Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:26:42 AM »

While we're sorta on the topic: has anyone ever actually seen "The Minx"?" I believe it was sort of a quasi-porn film, with Robert Rodan. How much of Mr. Rodan was on display, I wonder.

Brian

David · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:08:04 AM »

The Minx is available on VHS & DVD thru Something Weird Video.
Made in 1969, it was typical of the films that were released right before the hardcore era~~lots of nudity but no sex.

Rodan is seen naked in the film.
And he was nice looking at the time!

David

MsCriseyde · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2007, 06:39:33 AM »

Quote from: David on March 20, 2007, 03:08:04 AM

And he was nice looking at the time!

Frankly, I think he's even better looking now than he was in his younger days.

David · « **Reply #25 on:** May 09, 2007, 12:55:00 AM »

OK, reviving this thread with an absolutely insane idea for a porno movie:

Bambi Woods in:
Debbie Does Collinwood!!

With Vanessa Del Rio as Debbie's gynecologist:
Dr. Julia Hoffman!

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

David

Mysterious Benefactor · « **Reply #26 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:55:32 AM »

Quote from: David on May 09, 2007, 12:55:00 AM

With Vanessa Del Rio as Debbie's gynecologist:
Dr. Julia Hoffman!

Not the Mistress of Mastu... Well, what an, uh, interesting choice. It's certainly not because she fits Grayson Hall's body type.

David · « **Reply #27 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:21:15 AM »

Actually, MB, Gloria Leonard is the one porn queen who most closely matches Grayson's
type.
But the thought of Del Rio in anything to do with DS was too funny to resist!!

I wonder if our fellow cousins
are shocked by our vast porn knowledge!!

David

Mysterious Benefactor · « **Reply #28 on:** May 09, 2007, 06:06:36 AM »

Quote from: David on May 09, 2007, 05:21:15 AM

But the thought of Del Rio in anything to do with DS was too funny to resist!!

Um, you've got that right!

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I wonder if our fellow cousins are shocked by our vast porn knowledge!!

No one who knows me would be.

I'm still wondering if Harry Reems will be shaving his trademark mustache or will that film be introducing it as a new Barnabas trademark?

David · « **Reply #29 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:25:03 AM »

I think the Harry Reems/Marilyn Chambers take on Barnabas and Angelique would have to be set in Martinique, so we could see the rolling around naked on the beach, f~~~~~~ their brains out!

YOWSA!

David

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