Episode #0838

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Fill in the blank: "Jamison was stunned when he spied behind a curtain in the West Wing of Collinwood and discovered ________ behind it!!"

[Sara Monster]

"the lost member of the Village People"

"Quentin's secret collection of 'Burger King: Kid Meals' toys"

"a BRAND NEW CAR!"

"the humble beginnings of Quentin's home-run burlesque house"

"a, still unburied, Uncle Carl" 

[MagnusTrask]

"a BRAND NEW CAR!"

LOL!

"... C J Cregg doing 'The Jackal'!!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"a, still unburied, Uncle Carl" 

Funny when one thinks how Rachel rated a funeral but a member of the Collins family never did. 

[IluvBarnabas]

"Jamison was stunned when he spied behind a curtain in the west wing of Collinwood and discovered the ghost of Nathan Forbes, who was still looking for a share of the Collins fortune, behind it!!"

[Sara Monster]

Funny when one thinks how Rachel rated a funeral but a member of the Collins family never did. 

Somehow I imagine Carl's memorial consisting of them tossing his corpse, and maybe a can of flying snakes, into a too-large-recycled coffin, used with Quentin's leftover tombstone (inwhich the first name & year of birth would be updated with a sharpie). And then the siblings would argue over who got his room.

[Uncle Roger]

Yet another curtain

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  

And that pretty much is the way it is half the time!! 

[Uncle Roger]

Thank you, MB!