Author Topic: Episode #0822 (Read 845 times)

Mysterious Benefactor · « **on:** July 17, 2009, 10:56:32 PM »

Fill in the blank: "Charles pleaded with Petofi to be allowed to paint ________ as Aristede's birthday gift!"

MagnusTrask · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2009, 08:35:17 PM »

... a dead Aristedy in an off-the-rack suit on a bed of lettuce with a sprig of parsley...

Mysterious Benefactor · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:07:00 PM »

Wouldn't Aristede being dead sort of defeat the need of a birthday gift for him?

Though if he wasn't already dead, seeing himself depicted in an off-the-rack suit would surely kill him!!

The "bed of lettuce with a sprig of parsley" is genius.

MagnusTrask · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2009, 11:03:46 PM »

(Thanks... I was figuring that the painting itself would be a combined b'day gift and murder weapon....!)

Sara Monster · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:08:59 AM »

"him in the nude"

" 'ARISTEDE IS A DOO-DOO HEAD!!' on a billboard"

"the Count up in body glitter with a matching sequined tux"

Lydia · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:18:14 AM »

Wouldn't Aristede being dead sort of defeat the need of a birthday gift for him?

Oh, come on now. This is Dark Shadows!

Mysterious Benefactor · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2014, 08:32:29 PM »

The "bed of lettuce with a sprig of parsley" is genius.

And it's still genius!

MagnusTrask · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2014, 10:50:42 PM »

(Thanks very much, MB! No memory of it!)

Uncle Roger · « **Reply #8 on:** December 01, 2014, 12:52:28 AM »

A perpetual erection

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