M.T.,
This discussion of the exact number of the Collins family “jewels,” reminds me of a World War II gag song, sung to the music of the theme song from the film, The Bridge on the River Kwai,” which goes:
“Hitler has only got one b@ll,
Goering has two, but very small.
Himler — is very similar,
And, Goebbels has no b@lls, at all!”