Episode #0498

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[MagnusTrask]

Set-up:
Cass: "That's the last time I let Diabolos give me a root canal!   Hell's minions deserve a decent dental plan!"
Diabolos's echoey, disembodied voice: "Perhaps you'd like me to ________!!"

[Lydia]

Cass: "That's the last time I let Diabolos give me a root canal!   Hell's minions deserve a decent dental plan!"
Diabolos's echoey, disembodied voice: "Perhaps you'd like me to get Aflac for you, too!!"

[MagnusTrask]

Cass: "That's the last time I let Diabolos give me a root canal!   Hell's minions deserve a decent dental plan!"
Diabolos's echoey, disembodied voice: "Perhaps you'd like me to get Aflac for you, too!!"

!!!   You are on a roll...

[retzev]

"...to put a universal healthcare system together? And I might as well subsidize Hell's Minions's housing while I'm at it!  How about I throw in free lunch for the kiddos at school, too? A free ride for the lot of ya spoiled rotten commie pinko witches!! I bet you'd like that wouldn't ya!!!"

[retzev]

Doesn't really make sense without the set-up, why was the set-up edited out?

[Mysterious Benefactor]

From "The Rules And How To Add Captures/Set Ups/Etc. To This Board."

THERE IS NO CHARACTER LIMITATION ON THE LENGTH OF THE SET UP (well, within reason and within the forum's guidelines). ONLY RESPONSES WILL BE LIMITED TO 275 CHARACTERS. But as there really isn't much need to repeat the entire set up in responses, 275 characters should allow much more than enough leeway to complete a phrase or fill in the blank(s). 

[retzev]

Ahh, I see 

[Uncle Roger]

Give you my special bikini waxR