Stokes to Adam: "You know you're rather lucky in a way... at least you don't have to endure the indignity of listening to lectures by people who are vastly inferior to you."
[spoiler]I'm not sure it was wise for Mrs. J to talk to the Collins family about her hairy johnson. It probably would have been best to deal with it all quietly, through surgery and electrolysis.[/spoiler]
Jeff: "They've got all of Lang's equipment down here... and all of his instruments.... " (and all of his booze!--- that's what the hundred beakers of colored liquids always look like to me.)
Tom is one crappy overacting vampire. He was a millimeter away from going "Bleh! I vant to suck yor blahd!!"
If sunlight destroys vampires, shouldn't opening the coffin with a window uncovered do that just by itself w/o staking?
Tony P, holding regular Carolyn, then in replay of scene next day, Diana Walker: "Everything has gotten complex, hasn't it?" Yes... you're cheating on Carolyn with a different Carolyn!
The reanimation equipment... nice beat! Someone get that on a tape for Captain Hollister! (That's for arashi.)
"There are many secrets at the great estate of Coillinwood. Secrets that sometimes demand action... and one of them lies on an operating table in an old house on the estate. It is a lifeless body which may someday walk. And on this night, an attempt is being made to bring it alive... but by a man who does not have the right to do it... using a woman who knows she must give life to the body, in order to escape the punishment to which she has been sentenced. And if they succeed, they will create more terrible problems than they have solved." Thanks, I'm totally up to speed now! Written thirty seconds before broadcast, maybe?
Barnabas orders Jeff Clark to "get out!" of the laboratory, then Jeff grabs a little blue pillow off of Angelique's slab, and is about to take it upstairs with him... then thinks better of it, and throws it away. "Fine, Barnabas... you don't want my help?! Well, in that case, I'll just take this little blue pillow and LEAVE!!!" He was considering holding it for ransom, I just know it....