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Title: Episode #0166
Post by: Jackie on February 12, 2005, 09:44:37 AM
 [Candle]
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Post by: Midnite on February 13, 2005, 12:08:51 AM
A primitive breathalyzer test.
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Post by: tripwire on February 13, 2005, 02:39:46 AM
Sam:  Cassandra said it worked for her, maybe i can get it to work for me on Mrs. Johnson   >:D
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Post by: dom on February 13, 2005, 04:36:08 AM
"Hasppny burfdayn toof meef...hiccup."
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Post by: michael c on February 16, 2005, 01:33:17 AM
sam evans,saturated with alchohol,lights a final match.seconds later he self-ignites [nut].
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Post by: Jackie on February 16, 2005, 05:05:19 AM
No matter what I do, I can't seem to hypnotize myself into believing I'm Charles Delaware Tate.   [frankie]
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Post by: BuzzH on August 16, 2005, 05:02:09 PM
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Sam decides to see if he in fact CAN light his farts! ;)
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Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 26, 2006, 05:25:10 AM
Sam: Fire, fire burning bright... what am I doing watching a match burn? oh wait, I remember now.. no its gone again...
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Post by: Professor1985 on January 28, 2006, 08:18:06 AM
SAM (Singing): Everybody wants something that never give up...

That's the song from the Canadian drama Degrassi.
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 29, 2006, 11:59:33 AM
SE:  "Fire bad!!  HHRRRRRGH!!!!"

I must point out that Dom speaks for me in all things.
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 29, 2006, 06:16:53 PM
During an early morning break from painting Barnabas' portrait, Sam discovers that the can of Lysol in the Old House outhouse is completely used up, so he "improvises" by lighting a match! ::)
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: CyrusL on January 29, 2006, 11:30:53 PM
This message will self destruct in five seconds, good luck Mr. Phelps. (music starts) Dum dah, dum dum dum dah, dum dah dah, doodle doo doodle doo.... [flmthrw]  
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Post by: McTrooper on February 14, 2006, 06:40:45 PM
Sam's one-act-play The Little Match Girl was perfect . . except for the fact that he wasn't little or a girl. 
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Post by: MagnusTrask on February 14, 2006, 11:08:15 PM
"This isn't any better at all!    To hell with the f'ing darkness!"

(It's supposed to be a candle not a match, I know...)
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 19, 2012, 08:31:33 AM
Maggie had forgotten to tell her father not to play with matches.
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Post by: Lydia on June 19, 2012, 09:34:45 AM
Sam: Here's the fire...now, if only I had some water, I'd have firewater.  Damn!
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 19, 2012, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: Lydia on June 19, 2012, 09:34:45 AM
Sam: Here's the fire...now, if only I had some water, I'd have firewater.  Damn!

good one...
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Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 28, 2012, 07:41:52 PM
 :D, Uncle Roger and Lydia
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Post by: MagnusTrask on June 28, 2012, 09:01:21 PM
The incendiary force meets the inflammable object.
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 02, 2012, 11:41:48 PM
 [laughing4]  And little did Sam know how true that was going to become.  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: patrickm on January 04, 2022, 02:35:08 AM
Before Sam uses his new manscaping kit, he decides to try it on his beard first.
Title: Re: Episode #0166
Post by: Uncle Roger on January 04, 2022, 04:28:43 PM
David Ford ponders a potential pyromaniac storyline.

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