In regards to cellphone signals......
(This commercial never aired).
Barnabas rises up out of his coffin in the small room behind the bookcase at the Old House. He needs to call Julia to let him out of there, but with all the static, he has to move around the room until she can hear him.
BARNABAS: (moves to the left of coffin) "Can you hear me now?"
(moves to the right of coffin) "Can you hear me now?"
(leans over coffin) "Can you hear me now?"
(gets down on the floor) "Can you hear me now?"
(finally, just gets up and stands on top of coffin) "Can you hear me NOW???"