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Title: Episode #0487
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 08, 2006, 12:30:38 AM

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 (NOTE: Stokes and Julia are meeting for the first time and Stokes is inserting his monocle.)

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: BuzzH on May 08, 2006, 12:33:30 AM

S: Oh this?  All the better to see you with my dear!

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on May 08, 2006, 12:59:34 AM

Julia Hoffman: Why Proffessor, did your monocle pop out because I'm such a lovely sight to behold?

T.Elliot Stokes:  On the contrary Miss Hoffman.... I have a case of the hicups, and I was just about to have a slice of chedder cheese.

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: Lydia on October 09, 2006, 05:13:21 AM

Stokes:  Yes indeed, you look remarkably like a certain portrait of my ancestor Ben Stokes's favorite mule.  An early portrait, painted before the mule went lame.  One the finest works of John Singleton Copley.
Julia:  And just how old is the prescription on that monocle?

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: arashi on October 09, 2006, 06:45:24 AM

Perhaps you'd wait a second while I pop this in, I can't do my impersonation of Mr. Peanut without it, or perhaps you'd like to see my Uncle Moneybags skit instead?

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 09, 2006, 09:34:40 AM

ES: "Ho-GAN!!!   I mean, Hoff-MAN!!!"
JH: "Does this mean you won't let Kinch out of the cooler-- I mean, Wyncliffe?"

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: McTrooper on October 09, 2006, 05:49:16 PM

Stokes: Let's see what the problem is.  Ah, I it's quite clear that you Shimmied when you should have coco poped. 

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: Widows Wail on October 09, 2006, 07:29:07 PM

Julia: I hate to say I told you so, but I told you not to use super glue!

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: IluvBarnabas on January 13, 2007, 06:16:19 PM

Stokes: Wow, you are such a looker! Hubba-hubba!

Julia: Really, Elliot!! (thinking) Finally SOMEONE appreciates me!

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 18, 2007, 03:46:44 AM

Julia: I see you use a monocle, is that your bad eye?

Stokes: Of course not, it's a chick magnet.

Title: Re: Episode #0487
Post by: Alondra on February 01, 2007, 09:34:48 PM

Stokes: Ahh, a very fine specimen indeed!

Julia: Thank you, professor, but I'd prefer it if you just told me I was pretty.

Alondra