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Episode #0336
« on: July 09, 2007, 06:42:42 PM »
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Fill in the blanks: "Dr. Woodard was totally embarrassed after not locking the door and being discovered by Julia, of all people, as he intently poured over ________'(s) self-published three volume study ________, which purported to be the absolutely definitive work on ________."

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Re: Episode #0336
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 06:45:40 PM »
...as he intently poured over Quentin Collins II's self-published three volume study How You, Too, Can Be One Of The World's Most Successful Lotharios, which purported to be the absolutely definitive work on women and how to get them to fall madly in love/lust with you in 3 seconds or less.

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Re: Episode #0336
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 03:39:44 PM »
...as he intently pored over Millicent Collins' self-published three volume study How To Speed-Read Two Braille Books At the Same Time, Despite Any Interruptions From Fraudulent Genelogists, which purported to be the absolutely definitive work on making evil hand puppets do your bidding.
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