It's great to see all the DS vamps placing in the "They vant to suck your blood" secition" - but I definitely disagree with some of the placements in the "They just sucked" section, particularly the ones from Buffy/Angel and True Blood.
Fill in the blank: "Maggie immediately got a depraved glint in her eye when it finally occurred to her that the one thing the seemingly always horny Willie would never expect her to do to him - not in a million years - was ________ - and once she did it, he would certainly never forget it!!"