"at some point during that drunken night out on the town last week, they became man & wife"
"neither had made the cast for Shot At Love With Tila Tequila season 3"
"Willy Wonka had refused the request to build Quentin's 'Edible Underwear Castle' or Magda's 'Bon Bon Swimming Pool' "
"they can act as a next of kin to receive a % of an abandoned fund in a foreign bank account!"
