"to the great Saint Traskman, Gregory's imaginary hero who put on a cape & fought crime during the unholy night."
"that Minerva would never EVER discover his hollowed-out bible or the contents it contained."
"that this would be the night inwhich Rachel finally would sleepwalk in the nude."
"that somehow his blonde haired, blue eyed daughter was his own & not the result of Minerva's brief 'friendship' with Studly McHottie, the school's one time teacher."