Hehe
Thank you

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Sam:  The note on say don’t tell Maggie that Burke wasn’t driving that night. 

Hehe thanks ^_^

I know I intentionally left it a mystery, but I wonder if I was remembering the con that a woman tried to do with the Wendy's chili situation years ago. 

Hehe yeah ^_^
Thanks.

Sam trying to bribe him with ____ would be a fun setup for a fill in the blank too.
But I think I covered the cheapest bribe entry. 

That’s cool. 
I didn’t usually have the sweet version of ham, so it was a new experience.
I ended up trying an at home version with ham and white cheddar, but the raisin bagels I used didn’t do the trick, so I did blueberry.  Mmmm

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 . . . diner wouldn't be all out of __ pickled porcupines upside down cake ___

Rodger:  You see that right there?  That’s the future.  Packages delivered by kites blowing in the wind.  I’m starting a side business, you want in?

Matthew:  Are you kidding me?  This’ll pay off better than that Prince that needed a loan to buy a bridge over swampland in Florida.  Count me in!

Guy:  Gosh lady if I’d known your watch was so cheap I’d have never asked you what time it was.  Are all the mansions dwellers so cheap or does someone actually have something worth stealing?

It might be. 
I’ve tasted a few odd combination and found that they are good or okay. 
Had a toasted ham and cheese on raisin bread at a restaurant once . . . surprisingly good.