"the next snot-nosed-brat who makes fun of his hair will have to deal with his shotgun!"
"Barnabas had somehow become trapped in a giant spiderweb & he needed to find a blowtorch to get him down!"
"he'd keep quiet about the ghost they were hiding...IF they could set him up on a date with her"
"while he was the babysitter they would have to stay down in the Old House's dungeon room & share a single chicken drumstick for dinner"