"The more he thought about it, the more Gabriel realized it was a brilliant plan. To escape having to take part in the lottery, he would join a traveling circus!!"
You know what's also odd? I thought that last October, when MPI's DS streaming service was announced, the press release also mentioned a DS documentary, and indeed it did:
"Subscribers also will get a first look at the DARK SHADOWS feature-length documentary due out in 2018."