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Episode #1146
« on: November 17, 2005, 12:52:46 AM »
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 02:31:16 AM »
EDITH: Gabriel Collins, you're a dumb pervert!
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005, 02:51:44 AM »
Edith: Sugar and Spice and everything nice! that's what I'm made of... now shut up!
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2005, 10:22:17 AM »
Gabriel:  "What do you mean, I'm living in the 19th century?!    Stifle yourself, Edith, you're a dingbat!!"
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2005, 03:02:17 PM »
E: You want pie?!  Well here ya go buddy!  Have some pie!!  (smashes pie in Gabrial's face)
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2005, 06:33:01 PM »
Gabriel and Edith Collins, appearing on an 19th century episode of "The Jerry Springer Show," entitled: "Boy, Honey, Do I REALLY Have a Secret to Tell You!"  ;)

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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2005, 05:00:14 PM »
Gabriel: Edith, what ARE you doing?

Edith: I'm inventing "The Twist"- so shut up and let me dance!

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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2005, 02:11:06 AM »
Edith:Gabriel! You purposely bought me a girdle that's a size smaller, I can feel it!
Gabriel: Maybe you grew a size larger?
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 03:36:36 PM »
Edith: Great, Gabriel,  my friends are waiting out in the foyer and NOW you wanna do it!

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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 10:36:43 PM »
Edith: "From Hell's heart, I spit at thee!!"
GC: "Fine, the maid can do my sponge bath!"
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2006, 04:53:23 PM »
Edith: You sniveling little twit! Why don't you go roll off Widow's Hill?
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2006, 09:23:18 AM »
Edith: Sugar and Spice and everything nice! that's what I'm made of... now shut up!

I guffawed at this one. I think I startled my cat.

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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2007, 08:37:14 AM »
Edith,  Gabriel you are such a small man, I already have someone better in mind.

Gabriel,   I just don't understand, I'm a Collins.
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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2007, 03:09:42 PM »
These are all excellent! Here's mine:

Edith: If you don't like me in this shade of green, buy me a new dress, you cheapo!

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Re: Episode #1146
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 03:06:44 AM »
Edith: Yes Gabriel, you guessed it! I've been cheating on you.... with your wheel chair!
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