DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1840/1841 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 17, 2005, 12:52:46 AM
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[angry8]
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EDITH: Gabriel Collins, you're a dumb pervert!
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Edith: Sugar and Spice and everything nice! that's what I'm made of... now shut up!
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Gabriel: "What do you mean, I'm living in the 19th century?! Stifle yourself, Edith, you're a dingbat!!"
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E: You want pie?! Well here ya go buddy! Have some pie!! (smashes pie in Gabrial's face)
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Gabriel and Edith Collins, appearing on an 19th century episode of "The Jerry Springer Show," entitled: "Boy, Honey, Do I REALLY Have a Secret to Tell You!" ;)
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Gabriel: Edith, what ARE you doing?
Edith: I'm inventing "The Twist"- so shut up and let me dance!
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Edith:Gabriel! You purposely bought me a girdle that's a size smaller, I can feel it!
Gabriel: Maybe you grew a size larger?
WHAP!
(with regards to Bette...)
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Edith: Great, Gabriel, my friends are waiting out in the foyer and NOW you wanna do it!
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Edith: "From Hell's heart, I spit at thee!!"
GC: "Fine, the maid can do my sponge bath!"
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Edith: You sniveling little twit! Why don't you go roll off Widow's Hill?
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Edith: Sugar and Spice and everything nice! that's what I'm made of... now shut up!
I guffawed at this one. I think I startled my cat.
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Edith, Gabriel you are such a small man, I already have someone better in mind.
Gabriel, I just don't understand, I'm a Collins.
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These are all excellent! Here's mine:
Edith: If you don't like me in this shade of green, buy me a new dress, you cheapo!
Alondra
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Edith: Yes Gabriel, you guessed it! I've been cheating on you.... with your wheel chair!
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Edith: Yes Gabriel, you guessed it! I've been cheating on you.... with your wheel chair!
The mind boggles at how THAT might work! [wow]
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The mind boggles at how THAT might work! [wow]
I really can't say... I can only guess that perhaps Edith would maybe... sit and spin? I'm guessing.... [ghost_huh]
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Egad GoS... good one!
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Edith: You sniveling worm I fart in your general direction.
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E: "I'll be matriarch of the family and you'll be sorry! You'd have to be dead first... so that's another thing you'll be sorry about! So there!"
GC: "History is written by the stranglers, my dear...!"
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"I know we have to keep up appearances, Gabriel, but you're NUTS to ask me to do a LAP DANCE with you in front of your FAMILY!"
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Edith-"The one night in the past 6 years you're able to make love, and its my bridge night!! Typical 'Gabriel', Gabriel... I'm starting to think that we're not meant for each other!"
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[laughing4]
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MB that's what I call a delayed reaction!!
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For some reason I missed it the first time around and didn't see it until yesterday. But better late than never - especially when it was a great caption.
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Alrighty then! I'll never feel under-appreciated again! Thanks. [salute]
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Edith: You're not going walk all over me Gabriel Collins.....Oh, WAIT, you CAN'T! ahhhhhhhuhh Ahhhhhuuuuhhhhah....
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[laughing4]
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Edith: "I hired a new caretaker for you. You two should get along perfectly. Her name is Miss Hudson but you can call her Baby Jane."
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No, yah didn't eatcha din din so yal havtuh wait til lunchtime.... [ghost_shocked] [ghost_grin] [ghost_grin]
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Edith: "Hey, Ironside, why don't you go solve a crime?"
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[rofl10], Uncle Roger, Willie, and Uncle Roger again!! [thumbleft]
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Thank you very much, MB!! [easter_smiley]