DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Heather on May 17, 2005, 07:19:00 AM
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Julia: Yes David, its very nice to meet your new friend Amy. Now she runs home from school every day to watch what program?
[blackbat] [blackbat] [blackbat] [blackbat] [blackbat]
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David: Julia, Amy and I are hungry. Do we have any Space Food Sticks, Tang, Shake-A-Pudding, Funny Face drinks, Koogle, Screaming Yellow Zonkers or Mr. Wiggles gelatin snacks?
Julia: Do we have any what-what?
[banana]
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Amy: Dr Hoffman you're gloves are realll really long. . how come?
Julia: I am a doctor and sometimes--well, ones hands and forearms. .have to go certain places Amy--any more questions?
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Ah! Screaming Yellow Zonkers! Those were still around when I was a kid. I still look for them, they were damn tasty!
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David: What puzzles you so Julia? The pieces on the table?
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Julia: David did you make that puzzle out of my rare Pokemon cards?
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Julia: "David, for the last time, I am not going to teach you and Amy how to play 'Doctor'."
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good one J-C.. another good one. .
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David: Julia, I'm having a kegger this weekend in the mausoleum. Be there 7:00 pm sharp.
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David: Julia, I'm having a kegger this weekend in the mausoleum.
A 12-year-old having a kegger?! Boy, The Idle Rich (re: the Collinses) really ARE as decadent as Tony Petterson accused them of being!! [wink2] [lghy]
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The kid is precocious enough to tamper with his father's brakes, and you're worried about him throwing a keg party? ::)
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The kid is precocious enough to tamper with his father's brakes, and you're worried about him throwing a keg party?
Well, my reply to McTrooper was only meant to be funny - and I certainly know you know that. ;) But in all seriousness, when David tampered with Roger's brakes, that was a symptom of an already existing problem - one that seemed to have been resolved by '68, or at least one that was in check - and past behavior, even behavior as dangerous as what David exhibited against his father, isn't always an indication, particularly in a 10-year-old, of something that could easily be repeated - particularly when the circumstances that sprung the behavior has for the most part been resolved. However, a 12-year-old throwing a keg party would hopefully only be an indication of where he *might* be headed psychologically. True, with a great-great-uncle like Quentin and a father like Roger, both of whom, umm, love their brandy a bit too much for their own good ([wink2]), some could say David already has a predisposition to the same fate. But unless he was hiding it well, David wasn't anywhere near there yet. So, there was still some hope that he could beat the odds and be taught to drink responsibly. However, there's no responsibility on any side of a situation in which a 12-year-old is already drinking. And then if the Collinses actually condone it? Whoa!! :o And if that's not decadence, I don't know what is...
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However, there's no responsibility on any side of a situation in which a 12-year-old is already drinking. And then if the Collinses actually condone it? Whoa!! :o And if that's not decadence, I don't know what is...
Oh, the Collins family are the Poster Children for the abdication of responsiblity to one's children. From the Colonial generation on down. Roger and David were merely the latest in a long line.
Of course, today they'd have the Department of Social Services showing up on schedule to inquire into Amy's next of kin, the whereabouts of David's mother, why Aunt Liz never leaves the house and who on earth is this distant relative who's rennovating the Old House. ::)
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Oh, the Collins family are the Poster Children for the abdication of responsiblity to one's children. From the Colonial generation on down. Roger and David were merely the latest in a long line.
Confirming the point that I was originally only jokingly making: the Collinses really ARE as decadent as Tony Petterson accused them of being. [b003]
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Of course, today they'd have the Department of Social Services showing up on schedule to inquire into Amy's next of kin, the whereabouts of David's mother, why Aunt Liz never leaves the house and who on earth is this distant relative who's rennovating the Old House. ::)
I'm picturing Maxine Gray paying a visit to Collinwood & the Old House... (and lovin' it!)
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I'm picturing Maxine Gray paying a visit to Collinwood & the Old House... (and lovin' it!)
EXACTLY!!!!!!
Can't you just see her marching down the staircase, swinging that "leathal weapon" purse of hers, and dragging Amy and David behind her? [lghy]
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Amy: But if you're not playing doctor with Barnabas, why are you over there until 5 every morning?
Julia: uh, I . . well. . uh. . go back to your dumb little game!
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Julia: Daved I've heard your acting weird lately.
David: Weird, no no, I am a normal human worm baby!
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J: What are you up to you little freaks? Sacrificing chickens again!?
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David: Can we play with your laptop, Dr. Hoffman?
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Julia: David you know you’re not supposed to spank the house plants in the kitchen.
David: Is that old people slang for putting puzzles together in the kitchen?
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Julia: "Please, David, you know as well as I do that there is no board game called Hide The Salami."
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Literal lol ^_^
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Thank you so much!! [Jumping Bunny] [Jumping Bunny] [Jumping Bunny]