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[confused_ani]
Complete this phrase: "Willie was extremely confused after visiting Collinwood because never before had...!!"
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... they not called the police.
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"Willie was extremely confused after visiting Collinwood because never before had Elizabeth, Roger and Carolyn welcome him with open arms!!"
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"he been called a 'damn dirty hippie' & told to get a haircut"
"the Collinses took part in midnight nude poker parties"
"he been greeted with a Vulcan hand salute"
"he been required to climb over an electric fence & fight off guard dogs to reach the house"
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...he been frisked BEFORE being allowed to enter the house.
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...never before had the portrait of Leonardo Collins winked at him!!
...never before had the piano in the drawing room spontaneously started playing Happy Days Are Here Again!!
...never before had the Old House staircase come rushing over to see him, unable to wait until he got to the Old House!!
...never before had the Tower spun around like a ballerina because it was so happy!!
...never before had the statue on the table in the foyer jumped up and kissed him!!
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[lghy] Many great fill ins. [thumbright]
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Seen Roger sober
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Willie was extremely confused after visiting Collinwood because never before had so many unwelcoming signals been given to him to shove off, with so little comprehension and effect!!
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[rollr], Uncle Roger and Magnus!! [cheers]
Has anyone ever seen Roger completely sober? That would almost be like saying someone had seen Barnabas thinking with the head on his shoulders!!
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Seeing Roger sober would bring the Dark Shadows drinking game to an abrupt halt. For everyone.
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[pointing-up] That's for sure!!