At my bank, once you hit 50 you're entitled to "generational checking". My daughter has a disdainful view of this term. ("Why don't they just call it what it is!
Old people checking! They want to sugar-coat everything!")
I don't even attempt to balance my checking account; not because I'm soooo old, but because with my illness I can't organize anything, forget everything, and my brain's rather foggy. So I dump it on my daughter to try and straighten it out.
She's been scratching her head in frustration over fees. (Hey, if this is a senior citizen account how come there's a fee?)
(We were visiting JF's website recently)
My daughter goes:
"What does Frid have? Octogenarian checking?"
"Alas! What fiend is charging me this insurmountable fee!"Don't know what I'd do without her amusing DS references. Always cracks me up.