Julia's Excuses

[Paul]

Originally posted by Paul on the Dark Shadows: General Discussion Board on January 24, 2002 at 12:38:08:

My favorite part of the show is Julia's excuses to everybody. She makes up excuses to Dr. Woodard, Liz, Barnabas, and David. Does anyone remember any of Julia's more bizarre excuses? I am still laughing at Jason's excuse that he was studying padlocks. I loved the way Liz looked and sounded when Julia told her she knew about children. Does anybody remember her exact words?

[Julia99]

Posted by Julia99 on January 24, 2002 at 16:52:07:
In Reply to: Julia's Excuses posted by Paul on January 24, 2002 at 12:38:08:

Carolyn: Julia, how'd you get that mark on your neck?
Julia: Uh, hmm, the vaccum cleaner went crazy!

Elizabeth: Julia, where were you at 3:00 this morning, David was terribly sick, we needed you!
Julia: Uh, hmm, I was, yeah, down at the Old House, Barnabas had a chill. I had to give him a Vitamin C shot.

Roger: Why won't you sleep with me?
Julia: Because it will be more than meaningless sex to you.

David: Julia, how come you give everyone sedatives?
Julia: ohhhhhhh, everything feels so much better after a sedative David, would you like to see?

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