Barnabas: M...for Mary, of course! It must be a Catholic church!
Barnabas: M...for Maine, of course! It must be the seat of government for the Province of Maine!
Barnabas: M...for Methuselah, of course! It must be an shelter for aged people!
Barnabas: M...for MacDonalds, of course! Obviously the feud between the Campbells and the MacDonalds is over, and the MacDonalds won!
Barnabas: M...for mud, of course! And indeed it is quite muddy in this area!
Barnabas: M...for moon, of course! It's a giant astronomical clock that tells the phases of the moon!
Barnabas: M...for mausoleum, of course! Where's the mausoleum?