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Episode #0329
« on: June 28, 2007, 07:56:20 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Sheriff Patterson absolutely could not watch as part of Willie's examination included Dr. Woodard..."

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Re: Episode #0329
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 08:20:29 PM »
...Willie the world's first literal one-eyed trouser snake... using Patterson's right eye!!    It went beyond the usual bounds of an 'examination', but what the hell.... Patterson signed his donor card!!
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Re: Episode #0329
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 02:20:34 AM »
Sheriff Patterson absolutely could not watch as part of Willie's examination included Dr. Woodard giving Willie an oily, full-fledged body massage.

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Re: Episode #0329
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 11:21:00 PM »
"going through Willie's pockets for change"

"trying to awaken the coma patient by preforming a strip tease"

"checking to see if Willie was natural blond"

"forging Willie's signature on an organ donor card"

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Re: Episode #0329
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 12:06:45 AM »
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"trying to awaken the coma patient by preforming a strip tease"

"checking to see if Willie was natural blond"

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